Pilot Episode

"Consumer Advocacy Special" is the pilot episode for the YouTube Saints. It was originally aired on Nick Goroff's aka Wizard of Cause's YouTube channel on the 11th of March 2017.

Topics Covered
In this episode, Jeff and Nick attempt to start up a "family friendly" and socially "responsible" podcast. The first segment consists of reviews for Amazon products that they've never used.

Quotes
"Recently I tried to buy pairs of boots on amazon.  Now I did finally find a good solid pair made with fine, Chinese children's hands.  There are four zippers between these boots and each of them is sewn perfectly and you can not get that with adult hands." Nick.

"For so many years, I've been searching for that David Bekham incomplete shave.  Sure, I'd love to get rid of hair where it's unwated  *wink wink nudge nudge*.  But I have yet to find one I could charge in decent time off of my laptom while riding public transport.  Its was only until the orignal packaging finally melted in the rain that I decided that this was not the product for me.  I have some smooth bits." Nick's review of the Finishing Touch Hair Remover.

"I cannot believe that value!!!  For my everyday uses between needing to butter my giant aunt Cynthia through the kitchen door (she's 500+ pounds lol :3) and my abrasive and aggressive anal appetite, this is the only product for me.  There is no end to the amount of uses one can have 55 gallons on lubricant.  My cousin Ringo, who weekly host a ketamine infused obstacle course, sub-contracts out for some of my Passion Lubricant to add extra difficult to all the twitchy contestants.  My life is easier and vastly more lubricated with this product.  Four starts only because I need to manage a pallet deal, and for the love of sweet titty fucking christ, sell me more of this dank lubricant.  Decent quantity for the price." Jeff's review of Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 gallon Drum.

"They call it belly butter, but that's kind of the same way they call it personal lubricant, They don't say that it's Butt Stuff." Nick.